I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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