Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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