literally had 100 drinks last night.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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