I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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