so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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