Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
