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I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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