Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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