I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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