hell yes lets make some ravioli
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
