this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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