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the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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