I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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