We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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