Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i drank out of a bidet.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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