Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
