no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
it's like iHOP with fire
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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