we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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