Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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