Only a mothe r could love this liver
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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