every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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