I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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