You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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