your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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