Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
FUCK WHALES
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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