Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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