Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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