mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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