You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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