why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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