if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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