Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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