shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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