He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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