I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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