I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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