I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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