Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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