I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I want her autograph on my taint
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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