So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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