You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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