Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pappa wants mamma naked
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just cropdusted the office
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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