the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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