Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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