How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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