so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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