***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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