No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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