Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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