"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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