And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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