Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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