I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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