I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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