You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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