rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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